Does this painting make you think about cleaning your teeth? This work is a one of a number of paintings that Boshier created that feature toothpaste. He was also interested in advertising, and toothpaste was the very first product that was advertised on British TV.
Did you remember to brush your teeth this morning? Have you ever forgotten to brush them? What happened?
Thursday 20 March 2008
The man is coming……
He is deadly………
Look out…….
He is coming………
Striped with colgate………
He is coming……
With a Toothbrush
Thursday 20 March 2008
IN THIS PICTURE THERE IS A WORM HE LIKES TO EAT FEET
HE NIBBLES AT YOUR SHOES THEN GETS HIS BENDY STRAW AND SUCKS YOUR TOENAILS IT THEN MAKES A MOVE UP YOUR LEG AND TO YOUR SHOULDER IT EATS YOUR BONES AND THEN YOUR EYEBALLS THEN IT LIVES IN YOUR BRAIN FOREVER
IT COMES OUT 20 MINUTES LATER AND YOU ARE DEAD
Thursday 20 March 2008
The man walked into the street. That street wasent just a normal street because the lamps were toothbruses!!! HE RAN FOR HIS LIFE
Thursday 20 March 2008
There once was a man called Colgate and he walked into Brush city. Everywhere he looked he saw toothbrushes and dimwits holding the toothbrushes.
Then, out of nowhere, a massive man picked him up and ate him. Thats when he realised he was a big marshmellow.
Friday 21 March 2008
Look out! Beware! Aquafresh man is coming! He will smack you and slash you and not let you go! You must brush your teeth or he will brush them for you. He is red and white, like the cloths dripping with blood. Look out, the aquafresh man is coming.
Monday 21 April 2008
Brush thy teeth,little ones thou must brush thy teeth thou must protect them
Wednesday 23 April 2008
Once upon a time there was a guy who never brushed his teeth. The tooth fairy got so mad at him for not taking care of his teeth, so she sent an army of giant toothbrushes to his house. While he was sleeping that night, the toothbrushes stormed into his house, stripped him naked, and began brushing him to death. The man (whose name was Cornelius), could do nothing but scream in pain and terror as the giant toothbrushes brushed him until he was nothing but a bloody pulp on the floor.
So kids, always remember to brush your teeth. Because if you don’t, the tooth fairy will send her army of giant toothbrushes to your house while you are sleeping and they will brush you to death until nothing remains of you except for a nice, warm pool of your blood surrounding a lovely pile of your bloody internal organs, which the Giant Toothbrushes will then eat. THE END!
Friday 25 April 2008
Once upon a time there lived a Toothpaste bottle who could transform into a toothpaste man, He had a pet, a toothpaste dog who could transform into a toothpaste lid. They were space men. They went to Saturn and Jupiter, Neptune and Mars. They met an alien called Ping. toothpaste Man’s dog fell in love with Ping and they got married. Toothpaste Man fell in love with Toothpaste Lady and they got married.
THE END.
Monday 28 April 2008
”ahhh!!! i am getting brushed away. i like being backteria in someone’s mouth!! so stop brushing me away!!” exlaimed the backteria,
”nooo!! i want to brush you away so my mouth can be clean!! so brush brush brush!” said the mouth,
”ahh!! i am melting!!” screached the backteria
Monday 28 April 2008
the man with the toothbrush was trying to kill me with his brush my marshmellow body was bouncing from one wall to another . a pice of puzzel fell on my head. the man was canting i want your eye balls. the man bit my foot of i was dead bobobobobobobobobo that what the man said
Wednesday 21 May 2008
A person used 3 toothbrushes. He even left behind a puzzle piece. And and an action figure in motion.
Wednesday 21 May 2008
candy cane candy cane yum yum yum toothpaste
Tuesday 27 May 2008
There once was a man named Boisher,
who loved to paint Mr.Toothbrusher.
Now, Mr. Toothbrusher was such a good fellow,
that his teeth were never ever yellow.
He brushed and he brushed till all his teeth
yes indeed every crease,
was gone like the missing puzzle peice.
Now Mr. Toothbrusher, decided to become a preist,
whom Boisher loved to paint, because he was very sad.
He was sad because he wasnt able to brush his beloved teeth cause they were all mad.
So Mr. Toothbrusher was stuck in one of Boisher’s paintings forevermore,
just cause he liked to not have yellow teeth , right down to his core.
=…[
Wednesday 28 May 2008
Once they was a man and he was dirty and was in great need of a scrub so one day his mother bought him a toothbrush. ‘A toothbrush?’
‘Yes so yu can brush your discusting teeth beacause they’re horrible!’ Francois – the discusting man – touch his teeth a shivered. He pulled a horrible face and immediately started scrubbing his teeth.
The next day his mother bought him some shampoo. ‘What’s that for?’ Asked Francois.
‘It’s for your hair, you’ve got dandruff.’
‘What’s that?’
‘Who cares, just wash it!’
Sunday 1 June 2008
hurry up run said lola dropping her tooth brush on the bathroom sink there’s a man covered in colgate stripes sabrina scarpped with all her might until her and her sister finely reached the door and ran with out no breth to breath lola calls sabrina i’ve left my tooth brush in there you have to wait until he’s gone OK saidlola sreaming at sabrina the colgate monsters gone now so you can get your tooth brush and bush your teeth.
THE END
Tuesday 10 June 2008
one day there lived a tooth paste man who was the sizes of a thimble he lived in a bathroom sink. he came out at night. until BANG! the door of his house crashed down and evil tooth brush ninjars ran in and scrubbed him clean (he was very smelly). he lost a arm then they stopped.
Wednesday 11 June 2008
connected to a thousand people i give up. i have given in and lended my arm to the brush
Wednesday 11 June 2008
in the day i sleep
i toil at the birth and death of day
and the night belongs to me
i decrease always
and soon i will be gone
mostly
apart from the remenants which can’t be squeezed out
but until then I lend myself to you
Wednesday 11 June 2008
i ate myself then i thought i better brush my teeth MWAH HA HA HA HA !!!!!!!!!
Sunday 22 June 2008
Finally.
Miriam picked up the key to the bathroom from the floor underneath the door of the family’s bathroom
for the past 20 minutes hour Miriam had heard her daughters shrieks of delight as she ignored her mother’s pleas, threats and bribes while she turned taps on and off, always terrified the two year old would burn herself or break something.
the key had finaally been forgotton and kicked out of the way
Mirian inserted it in the lock and opened the door.
Jess stood in the bath grinning at her mother
“look mummy, pictuh!”
several jigsaw pieces covered the pinkish lino (which needed replacing)
each adorned with a blob of toothpaste and a green toothbrush. (jess’ father couldnt throw things away…)
In the middle of it all was Miriam’s priceless “china man” there were no arms now except for streaks of colgate and the beautiful porcerlain body was no longer attached to the head…
Wednesday 25 June 2008
Once there was a very starange picture made by Derek Bosheir,he was very famous for his pictures but this one was very strange.It looked like a mediem sized man with ulture big tooth brushes!His body looked like tooth paste.He did not look very strong but this marvellous painting turned out to be very famous and it made lodes of money!
He loved his painting soooooo much that he made a big big big big big big book!
But everyone has to die and a few years later after his painting he got shoot.
It is a sad ending to my story I made but it is my imagination.
THE END!
Thursday 17 July 2008
Everybody loves the toothbrush kid even the owner of centerparcs and jigsaw pieces
Thursday 31 July 2008
The Love and Life of Identi-Kit Man?
Friday 1 August 2008
Once there was a little boy that never brushed his teeth. Even as an adult, he never brushed. He always said “Why should I brush them if they’re just going to get messy again?”
One morning he woke up and got dressed. But, when he tried to open his bedroom door, it wouldn’t open! He got scared because there was no lock on the door.
Suddenly,toothbrushes came out of the floor. They said “Since you never brush, dying is now a must!”
They got close to him and when they touched him, he turned to toothpaste! They bushed were the toothpaste was until there was nothing left. Then, they went back into the floor. The man was gone forever.
The motto is brush your teeth or your toothbrush will come back to haunt you.
Monday 4 August 2008
One day a man named Salvatore wanted to paint a picture so he thought and he said: “I will draw somebody with three big green brushes and a body half-angel and half-lollipop. Then he chose these colours: white for vanilla, red for strawberry and green for apple. Around the body he put a rectangle and some pieces of puzzle are around the puzzle…
Sunday 10 August 2008
BEWARE EVIL BRUSHY MAN RUN!!!!!!!!!!!
Wednesday 20 August 2008
there once was a great man named james
he lived in toothpaste land
he dressed very very silly
he’s a very very good bloke
Thursday 4 September 2008
He comes to those who won’t brush their teeth
He brushes them with colgate
He comes
He comes
He will eat your sweets so you wont get rotten teeth
He comes
He comes
He came
Wednesday 10 September 2008
Once upon a time there was a very good toothbrash and puzzle man
ho named Andrius . He lived in a toothpaste and puzzle land! He was very curious men ( bat I tell you that is very good and very graet men) THE END Emma Carolina ( I like this painting)
Friday 26 September 2008
The man had only toothbrushes as friends. For he was a lonely man in a jigsaw puzzle of a world. And his only friends turned at him, scrubbing him away ’til he is no more. For this is a sad story of a man with no friends.
Wednesday 1 October 2008
I think all kids should have that picture in there bathroom becouse then they`d never foget to brush there teeth.
Saturday 18 October 2008
once upon there was a boy who forgot to brush his teeth. he got acid erosion and all of his teeth fell out. he never had teeth again.